Just one of those days
Big stars born near Milky Way's black hole
This might explain Tom Cruise, and a few others...
Arkansas Mother Gives Birth to 16th Child
All I can say is "Ouch!"
First day of school for aspiring Vatican exorcists
They're going to exorcise the Vatican?
Turkey Conducts Bird Flu Investigation
"Gobble Gobble? Gobble Gobble *cough* Gobbbbbblllle!
Burglar, scared by corpse, phones police
Corpse sneaks up and says "Boo". Works every time.
Boy, 9, swims from Alcatraz to aid Katrina victims
Swimming from Alcatraz to New Orleans? Good luck kid.
'Brilliant' killer of old ladies stalks city
Stalking a city? How would you inhume a city?
More bones of hobbit-sized humans discovered
They weren't holding signs that said "Lollipop Guild", were they?
Alleged Capo Vanishes in Middle of Trial
He was wearing his magic hat and cape.
Inmate Flees Hospital in Bra and Panties
This guy is more than one kind of sick.
Afghan fighting erupts before Rice visit
Afghan fight? Sounds like a pillow fight, only lamer.
Man arrested on charges of stealing jet
A jet? Can't exactly carry that one into the pawn shop
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