"Wookie Hookie"
So Star Wars Episode III opened today, and while I saw the first movie probably 20+ times, I'll probably wait a week or two to see this one. It has everything to do with babysitter availability. Eenyways, the local radio was talking about a phenomenon called "Wookie-Hookie", where people will make up all sorts of excuses to not go to work, whilst secretly attending Revenge of the Sith. So? It's to be expected. This day has been twenty-eight years in the making. "Analysts estimate that there will be upwards of $627 million in lost revenue because of this..." Yeah, and there's a good reason the first four letters of "analysts" are "anal". Some people can cast a pall over anything.
Ugly Kids, Part 2
"Ugly Kids... become morning DJ's!"
WTF? It makes perfect sense.
Utah Drivers
Annoying Utah Driver: Hmmmm... here comes a break in traffic... must ignore other drivers... must not make eye contact...
Me: He wouldn't...
Annoying Utah Driver: There it is! I can make it with 6.3 inches to spare! (swerves into next lane without signal or warning)
Me: (slamming on brakes) Bastard! F***!! Who taught you how to drive, moron?!?! (universal hand gesture)
Annoying Utah Driver: Hey, that guy behind me is right on my bumper! How rude!
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