You might well have noticed...

...That my posting has been pretty sparse, and about as exciting as whale shit. There's a reason for that.

If I could figure it out, I'd probably take a few lines and explain it to you. But since I can't, this post will be that much shorter. I may have disproved the theory of using popular words for baiting unsuspecting Blogger visitors. It seems there really is no correlation between saying things like "Aviator", "Britney Spears" and "free porn" and the amount of traffic on my site.

In other news, I got really freakin' bored today at work, and so I'd hit my favorite blogs, like, every five minutes or so, just to see if they'd added anything new. So no, I didn't mean to appear as though I was stalking, but I was really, really bored. And that damn clock just couldn't move fast enough.

I've hit the "passionless" part of my anxiety and depression trip over the past week, meaning that right now, I really don't give a rat's ass about much at all. Oh, I still like eating, sleeping, sex and all the basics, but it's really hard to get my butt in gear to do anything else. Maybe a good night's sleep would help.

And to all you new visitors out there in "Four out of Five" land, let me wish you a big welcome and howdy-do. Make yourself at home here, pull up a chair and pour yourself a drink (it's on the house), and I'll give an extra twenty points to the people who mention how they stumbled across my little abode. If you can't tell, I'm still new at this. I like visitors, and you're welcome to say hi. This site would be a hell of a lot more interesting if I could figure out the #$%@! Blogger-Bot and Picasa for uploading pictures, but that's a rant for another day.