This is almost as bad as re-using plastic eating utensils.
I have a pretty cool looking box of Kleenexes on my desk. I used the last one on Friday. So today, I carefully cut the bottom of it off, tore open a plain-looking box of Puffs, and refilled my nice box with them.
A defective Jolly Rancher candy broke way too soon in my mouth, causing me to bite a hole in my lip. Pending lawsuit to Jolly Rancher company for $250,000 for the mental and emotional trauma this has caused (bwahahahahahahah... you would have to know my feelings towards lawyers and frivolous lawsuits to fully appreciate that. Maybe we can get Senator John Edwards to "channel" the piece of candy)
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