The White Stuff Is Here To Stay

Submitted for your Holiday listening pleasure; a slightly modified version of "Winter Wonderland":

Horns blare, are you listening?
Blinding glare, snow is glistening!
A beautiful sight
But there's black ice tonight
Driving in a winter wonderland.

Gone away is the asphalt
here to stay is sand and salt
It's eating away
At our cars every day
Driving in a winter wonderland.

On the freeway, traffic's stop and go man!
People driving like they're circus clowns
Swerve in front of me, well don'tcha know man?
It wouldn't bother me to run you down!

As I weave through the traffic
Past the stupid and spastic
Peeps who don't know how to drive in the snow
Driving in a winter wonderland!!!