Just call me Typhoid Nilo

It seems to be a curse. I wonder if I can turn this to my advantage?

• Yesterday, I go to publish a post yesterday, and manage to knock Blogger out for over an hour.
• Today, I go to check my email at Gmail, and suddenly, Google Mail is down for most of the day.

How DO I do it?

Should we have a pool as to the next site I down?

I'm trying at this very moment to access our company's network through the internet, figuring that if the network is down, there is literally nothing I can accomplish at the office. Wish me luck!